Archive for April, 2008



11-Year-Old Girl Learns to Have Sex By Watching Britney Spears Video

April 29th, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 24 Comments

Freehold, Iowa – This once Godly country has now sunk a little further into its amoral quagmire as it wallows its way back to Gomorrah. Martha Evans, an 11 year old strumpet, had her little harlot hiney dragged before court last week for luring filthy foreign men to her “Little Mermaid” decorated bedroom. Once these [...]



Catch a Pooh flash game | Addicted to feces

April 25th, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 3 Comments

Here’s a game that a frind fo mine put me onto. It’s classic (if you’re like-minded to myself). I got a decent score for a 1st timer.. see if you can beat it?!?! maybe post a link to your score? click the pic to browse to the game YES!!!! I fucking beat it!    



Life… mean anything to you?

April 25th, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 2 Comments

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. “Not very long,” answered the Mexican. “But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American. The Mexican explained that [...]



The Tallented Mr Riply

April 22nd, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 12 Comments

This was a mail written to myself (and an unaccountable # of other Warthogs) today. I think that it illustrates quite nicely what the aim of my Blog is.. in the spirit of entertainment – I share! “ So it’s been a long rubbish day and the electrons are conspiring against me. So in a [...]



Net Neutrality – i'm fighting for it!

April 22nd, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 2 Comments

What is Net Neutrality? Network neutrality is the principle that Internet users should be in control of what content they view and what applications they use on the Internet. The Internet has operated according to this neutrality principle since its earliest days. Indeed, it is this neutrality that has allowed many companies, including Google, to [...]



Candice Swanepoel for president

April 18th, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 7 Comments

Luminarie made a good point in his comment here: “hmmm What if like a HOTTTTTT chick had to run for president (like the chick from the not another teen movie clip ) Would that change the minds of the masses who usually vote ANC!? Lets face the fact,Patrica De LiL aint hot…sorry aunty Pat. So [...]



Taking a terd, the South African way (by candel light..)

April 15th, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 10 Comments

This evening, I got home after a long (hard) ride from work, commuting home via the contours of Table Mountain, i got home to a mid-week crap, taking it’s frustration out on my sphincter… This week has been one from hell. I’m demotivated and annoyed. To pull you up to speed: I crashed my car. [...]



Not another (hottie) teen movie [with a little Lesbian action ;P]

April 14th, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 2 Comments

This post’s dedicated to one of our regulars – Luminarie. Dude, I had such a good laugh reading your comments, I had to go and source some ‘material’ for that right bicep of yours Enjoy!    



How to prepare a Dog, for dinner.

April 11th, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | No Comments

Stewed Dog (wedding style) Recipe By : Joe Sweeney Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00 Categories : Ethnic Lamb Philippines Amount Measure Ingredient — Preparation Method ——– ———— ——————————– 3 kg dog meat — * see note 1 1/2 cups vinegar 60 peppercorns — crushed 6 tablespoons salt 12 cloves garlic — crushed 1/2 [...]



Commuting to work with my bike, in a taxi.

April 10th, 2008 | Banter | Christopher J Combrink | 11 Comments

This morning was an early one. Very early. I got up at about 6h10 after hitting the snooze button twice and crawled into my cycling gear that i’d neatly (in a ball on the floor) layed out last night. So far so good. Having left all my work clothes at work the day before, I [...]