Hmmm.. Photoshop CS2 has  been taking up a lot of my time lately as I find the arty side in me come out.. I have a thing for clean-cut images.. rawr.  Ye I know that these ladies are fairly nude, but it’s art. It’s not like it’s the worste material you’ve ever seen on here.. [...]

The past couple months have been pretty hellish. With a host of shit happening that most ppl wouldn’t experience in their miserable 80 odd years on the earth, it’s been interesting… I must say though, that about two and a half months ago, i went for a good cup of coffee. A cup that’s put [...]

Gatiep is busy getting freaky with Maraai and is nibbling here & biting there, and finally, he decides to go down on her, but ALAS, sumthing smells fishy……… Gatiep: “Maraai, wat stink so?!!!!” Maraai: “Dis Arthritis…” Gatiep: “Arthritis!? In jou do%s!?” Maraai: “Nee, in my skouers……ek kannie my gat afvee nie!!!”

MUGABE’S Chauffeur Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Robert tells his driver:” Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen.” One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from [...]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly…. he in the upper bunk and she in [...]